I’ve got a tiny thumb
And a face full of metal
I’ve got hair in the plug hole
And limescale in the kettle
I’ve got a bus to catch
And pasta sauce on my jeans
I’ve got a bag full of magnets
And a rolling machine
I’ve got an eyelash in my eye
And a mango I dropped on the ground
I’ve got a dog with a ginger mohawk
And three bags of sweets for a pound
I’ve got really shit handwriting
And a gas bill to pay
I’ve got an antique tea pot
And some broken trainers off eBay
I’ve got love to give
And my heart on my sleeve
I’ve got a hand waiting to be held
And student discount at the Chinese.